Code proverbs

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Rasmus Olesen
if (!kill(this)) { this.strength++; }

Michael Schøler
var volume = (barrel.contents.count() == 0 ? 100 : 50);

Jakob Kruse
var bear = { sellSkin: function() { if (!this.shot) return false; } }

Michael Schøler
if (house.opacity < 1) { throw new Exception(”You should not have done that”); }

Michael Schøler
if (water.style.display!=”none”) { water.maxTemperatureDegC = 99; }

Michael Schøler
if (you != null || you == null) { prompt(”?”); }

Rasmus Olesen
update Hero set [Enabled]=0 where FoodCount = 0 or WaterCount = 0;

Jakob Kruse
while (this.absent) this.heart.fond++;

Allan Lorentzen
cake = (this.arms.count > 0)

Tobias Hinnerup
with(body) {while(pain) --weakness;}

Jacob Andresen
/(bb|[^b]{2})/

Michael Schøler
if (news.isBad()) { return news; } else { Thread.sleep(4096); return news; }

Michael Schøler
var mood = people.count * merry

Michael Schøler
function tango(dancers) { return (dancers instanceof Array) && (dancers.length === 2); }

Alex.
gathersMoss(Stone) :- rolling(Stone), fail.

Jacob Andresen
sFactStr.indexOf(\"Cleanliness\")-(sFactStr.indexOf(\"godliness\")+10)==0

Ozh
return ($drink xor $drive || !($drink && $drive))

JØT
while (a++ >= 0) { If (o.stillAlive() == false) { o = new Monsters.selectRandom(); } }

Jacob Andresen
baby.effects.bounce = function ( o ) {o.shakeIt();}

Schell.
void OnTimer(int i = 9) { ((Thread) this).join(); while(i--) { item[i].save(); }}

Schell.
better_t get() { sleep(n); return late; while (true); return never; }



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